New Diseasae To Prep For....

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Witch Doctor 01, Jul 24, 2012.

  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker


    One should be thinking about this seriously. I'm sending this because I know you are bright and I care about you.

    The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called, "Gonorrhea Lectim." It is pronounced "Gonna re-elect him" and it is a terrible Obamanation. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...But now most people, after having been infected for the past 4 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

    It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the full dose in Nov. 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

    Please pass this important message on to all those folks you really care about.
  2. PAGUY

    PAGUY Monkey

    I feel sorry for all of those "woops guess who I just voted for?" people out the that thought it was funny when they did it.

    Improvise, Adapt, Modify, and Overcome. FTM/PTB
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member


    Thanks for the warning!
  4. wrc223

    wrc223 Monkey+

    I was readin up on that virus and apparently it is only found in sheep. In fact, there has been a study done and it found that the more of a burden the sheep is to the heard, the more effected it is by the virus. It also found that people....i mean, sheep that were effected by the virus had a severe case of dropsey heart failure.
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