A little punny, but sent along anyway ~~ A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "Bartender, got any specials today?" The bartender answers, "Yes, as a matter of fact we do have a new drink; invented by a gynecologist patron of ours. It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka." > The guy asks, "Good grief, what do you call that?" The bartender replies, "It's a Pabst Smir."