New Government Greeting..

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jul 31, 2006.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    New Greeting at Government Offices..


    Good Morning.

    WELCOME TO THE

    UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

    Press "1" for English.

    Press "2" to disconnect until you

    have learned to speak English

     
  2. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    [applaud] I can only wish:unsure:
     
  3. sniper-66

    sniper-66 Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Come'on CRC, you know that is a pipe dream with all liberal wienies running around :D
     
  4. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    [​IMG]
     
  5. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    One can only hope that it'll be that way someday again. Nice pic Quigs:D
     
  6. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    Why do you think I put it in the "Humor" section?? ;)
     
  7. sniper-66

    sniper-66 Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I know hon, just had to say it!
     
  8. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    I had a dream....one day little libertarians, conservatives, and liberals will live together in harmony, but it was just a dream and dreams don't mean shit! I have a better idea[no]. One day little libertarians will shoot, kill, and bury all the so called conservatives and liberals and bury them in a mass grave. A shining city will be built upon that grave and it shall be named "Liberty". Let's Roll....
     
  9. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    Libertarian with gun: "Okay, you little liberal, dig that hole deep for two."

    Conservative: "Yeah, we gonna toss you and your buddy in there."

    Liberal: "It's all done."

    *Bang*

    Conservative: "That was cool. Let's find his buddy."

    Libertarian: "Let's make sure he's deceas-ed."

    Conservative peering in pit: "Hey, I can see the hole in his..."

    *Bang*

    :D

    Attention: I didn't type the above text. It was my libertarian twin. Hahaha.



    "Welcome to the port of America. If you are a terrorist, illegal, gang leader or crime boss you are welcome. All those who want freedom and a good life, turn around now."

    You think they are going to change the inscription on Lady Liberty to reflect this new way of thinking?

    Sad isn't it?
     
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