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New Orleans

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Jun 24, 2006.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    St Peter looked up and over 1000 folks from New Orleans were
    converging on the Pearly Gates.

    Never having had more than one or two persons a day from New Orleans before, he
    ran to God and asked him what to do.

    God told him, "Don't worry, St Peter. There's been a terrible flood in New
    Orleans. That's the reason for the large number of New Orleanians showing up at

    St Peter ran back to the Pearly Gates and then ran right back to God yelling,
    "They're gone, they're gone!"

    God said calmly, "St Peter, those 1000 people from New Orleans could not be gone
    that quickly."

    St Peter said, "No, the Pearly Gates! They're gone!
  2. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :eek: man ................lol
  3. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    They are not really gone, they are hanging off the grill of some "hooptie" caddy driving through the hood.
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