New plastic procedure called 'The Knob'

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ColtCarbine, Oct 25, 2008.

  1. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    <table class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 100%;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 1.5pt; width: 100%;" width="100%"> A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift.

    Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.'

    Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

    After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.

    All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems:

    First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'

    The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.'

    She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.'

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  2. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    [beer][beer][lolol][lolol]Thanks! email time..
  3. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    the goatee?[gone]
  4. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

  5. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Isn't her name Pelosi?
  6. BAT1

    BAT1 Cowboys know no fear

    Good one. How do you get beer out of your keyboard?
  7. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

  8. Disciple

    Disciple Monkey+

    Buy a new keyboard............
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