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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by snowbyrd, Feb 11, 2007.

  1. snowbyrd

    snowbyrd Latet anguis in herba

    well, after going through the archives I have found the perfect bug out plan.[drooling]

    I am selling everthing and buying a wheel barrow for a BOB, bug out barrow. This will allow me to travel quick and light, carrying more (ammo) than I could in just a pack, or maybe a shopping cart might be better?
    I am going to buy a couple of goats, have them 'muted' so they can't give my position away. Also a way of carrying more ammo and I'll have food on the hoof.
    I'll sell off all my rifles except for my .22 that I will have bottled not canned, hey, if a can is good a bottle has gotta be better, like beer right?
    I will need to get one of those lazer sighted slingshots, nice and quiet and accurate too.
    Need to buy an 18" Rambo knife, with the nasty saw teeth on the back and the hollow handle and replace the goodies in it with spare ammo.
    Need to get one of those folding recliner camp chairs, do my best survival preps in my arm chair.
    Still gotta go out and dig that hole in the side of the hill for my 'retreat', stock it with more ammo for sure.
    Practice, naw, don't gotta.
    First aid training, nope, I will be the shooter not the shootee.
    Comm unit, why, I am the only one!!!
    Long term stuff, no way, I will take anything I need from those sissy bug- in people.
    Ah yes, the security of knowing you are prepared for TSHTF and TEOTWAWKI. Live in a hole, running quietly through the woods killing with a sling shot and taking whatever you need from the 'sissies' with thier food and water stock piles. Yea, I am ready now.


    any resemblence to living or dead or banned is entirely in your own mind
  2. Rancher

    Rancher Specialist

    [fnny][fnny] I thought they put Gunkid in jail[LMAO]
  3. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    Snowbyrd...... search up "tactical wheelbarrow" and you'll see what he's referring to.
  4. ripsnort

    ripsnort Monkey+++

    Parole already? Does sound like he had time to rethink and refine his strategy a bit!!![fnny] [winkthumb]
  5. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    [fnny]:)should probably fill your canteen with ammo too...[dunno]
  6. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Ah, yes. The "tactical wheelbarrow." Sure has a familiar ring --. Meyah/gunkid redux.[LMAO][LMAO]
  7. snowbyrd

    snowbyrd Latet anguis in herba

    new twist

    Gee and I thought he was SOOO cool, forgot to get my gillie suit too.


    ain't archives cool

    OK new twist
    Metiorites take out all the satalites, a masive solar flare acts like an EMP and takes out all the 'chips' in the world, ZOMBIES suddenly appear and the naked a&& bandits inhabit the woods. There is an earthquake of 20.1 within 500 miles of you and a tsnumi hits the coast line east and west all within 24 hours......

    I would be safe cuz my tacbarrow has no chips, my goats are safe from ZOMBIES (they don't eat goats) and I am already an a&& whole too. Obviously the ZOMBIES will leave me alone 'cuz they eat brains....
    My hole in the ground will not fall in 'cuz it has no roof....ha ha I AM the ultimate survivalist.........eek3 and for the flood I can float away in my tacbarrow so there you sissy prepared people ha ha
  8. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    You'll be just great[winkthumb][boozingbuddies]: untill the banks foreclose on your tac barrow becuse you are trying to make the payments with some ancient monopoly money called "dollars"and they only accept the chinese yuan...
    Bohemian grove old boys network will have to thaw "Bas ruttan"from the "museum of 20th century whoop a&&"
    ( "demolition man" style; ) to wander thewasteland and kick your yuan-deprived delinquent butt [axe]& re-posess your ride and chain you to a factory machine making Pro-WTO buttons for walmart,.Oh you missed the hot lava flows from yosemite(could be a showstopper, guess you could float down the lava flows in the barrow)... to survive and then:
    "Glob-al goreming"problems?.NO!![touchdown][LMAO] :)
  9. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++


    Sounds like ya got it covered Snowbyrd. But are you sure ZOMBIES don't eat goats?
  10. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    I just ran a search on "meyah" rants....good god, He wouldn't have to worry about his 1000 yard marksmanship, think somebody would whack him with a shovel while digging carrots. I couldn't finish the thread." Okay, whatever you have in the gun rack is corrct now just shut up!! 1000yard bobbing and weaving target headshots..Kind a guy makes me want to vote for gun control..( Nobody without a wife or girlfriend gets to buy one).
    Would anybody want to survive to build a new world with this butt wipe???
  11. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Well count today as another milestone in my internet culture education:
    Seems the socalled "gunkid" was a well known internet troll:

    Thank mr. "Snowbyrd" for the heads up...I had no idea...:)

    avier Thoughts

    A Nurse with a Gun
    <!-- Begin #content --> <!-- Begin #main --> Thursday, July 06, 2006

    <!-- Begin .post --> Goodbye Gunkid

    Perhaps the most infamous troll of the internet gun world, a true Ferrous Cranus, is being held in jail without bail and faces a complaint of possession of ammunition after a prior felony conviction. [​IMG]According to a federal detention order, John Melvin Davis, AKA Gunkid has past convictions on eight federal offenses and received five separate sentences totaling more than 20 years in prison. Gunkid is suspected of stashing stolen weapons and almost 11,000 bullets stolen from his estranged wife in a Norman, Oklahoma storage unit. He is now is being held in the Oklahoma County jail on a federal complaint, officials said. BOB Troester, a spokesman for the U.S. attorney's office in Oklahoma City, said Davis is likely to face more than the ammunition complaint. He said his office will seek an indictment within 30 days. Gunkid's estranged wife informed the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms that Davis had broken into her Colorado storage unit and stolen "several assault rifles, hand guns, some gold, silver and other ... items." She said Davis had at least eight aliases. Meanwhile, Davis was shacking up with a woman in Oklahoma. She informed officials that Davis made "numerous comments" about not going back to prison, claiming he would "disrupt the economy by poisoning the water supply and knocking out the communication system." The woman also said Davis, who has lived in Oklahoma for only a few months, had begun having packages shipped to her address, including a box of incomplete firearms frames that he planned to sell with directions on how to convert them into functioning weapons.

    On June 19, agents raided Davis' mobile house in Oklahoma. Davis was detained after entering a van, and a .22 caliber pistol and several rounds of ammunition were recovered from a canvas bag he'd been carrying. Agents later searched the Norman storage unit and seized a 9 millimeter pistol, a .22 caliber pistol, a .45 caliber pistol, a .223 caliber rifle, a Colt pistol, possible silencers, gun parts and more than 10,900 bullets of various calibers.

    John Melvin Davis is well known among internet gunnies as Gunkid, Hardin, Andy, and a hundred other pseudonyms he would use to disrupt gun forums. Gunkid was the inventor of the assault wheelbarrow, the advocate of a "debarked" Chihuahua as an alarm system, and a .223 fired from a 10" barrel as the ultimate weapon, which he claimed was useful up to 300yds, but only when used with a suppressor because Gunkid had a severe flinch when shooting without one. [​IMG]He liked to allude to his magnificent IPSC shooting career. There are no records of his exploits. However, there are complete records of other competitors scores, shot in the time frame he claims to have been a competitor.

    Almost every internet gunnie can remember when they first crossed paths with the irrational John Davis, no matter what the subject or where the forum was located. I certainly remember him totally destroying an otherwise great forum that I helped establish years ago. Moderators of well established forums invested much time in recognizing Gunkid when he resurfaced among their members with another name. Regardless of the name he chose, his posts were instantly recognizable for their irrational thought process, capitalization of words that made no sense, and extreme hostility towards any challenge to his delusional knowledge. These were unwavering themes in Gunkid's postings.

    So how do we know that John Davis is Gunkid? Like the boogyman, Gunkid is almost a legend that makes one think he cannot die. Gunkid has been tracked across the internet for several years by cyberspace bounty hunters. For some, it was sport. For others, it was a mission. For a few, it is almost depressing that the chase has ended. One thing is certain, John Melvin Davis is Gunkid. There were people who knew exactly who he was, and tried to get him stopped long before he was apprehended by the feds.

    Good bye Gunkid, you slimy piece of crap. Good riddance. I hope you get a real nice cellmate.

    LawDog's Thoughts

    posted by Xavier at 6:46 PM

    <!-- End .post --> <!-- Begin #comments --> 14 Comments:

    <dl id="comments-block"><dt class="comment-poster" id="c115223734194670311"> Chris Byrne said... </dt><dd class="comment-body"> I got him violated about 18 months ago for unlawful access; but they didn't keep him in.

    I DID get his net access cancelled however; and he spent at least a night in jail because of the violation.

    I'm jsut glad they finally busted this idot for something serious.
    </dd><dd class="comment-timestamp">8:55 PM </dd><dt class="comment-poster" id="c115224100491855750"> alpineman said... </dt><dd class="comment-body"> Must've been before my time on TFL and/or THR -- the name doesn't ring a bell.
    </dd><dd class="comment-timestamp">9:56 PM </dd><dt class="comment-poster" id="c115224279160104131"> mike100 said... </dt><dd class="comment-body"> think he'll get computer access in prison?
    </dd><dd class="comment-timestamp">10:26 PM </dd><dt class="comment-poster" id="c115224558530059617"> Paul Simer said... </dt><dd class="comment-body"> When he popped into PracticalPreps.com, several of my faithful servants spotted him right away.

    Davis was a tradgedy waiting to happen. I'm glad they got him off the streets.

    (Xavier, a paragraph in your post looks an awful lot like a post I saw on another forum. Might want to cite a source if the words are not your own.)
    </dd><dd class="comment-timestamp">11:13 PM </dd><dt class="comment-poster" id="c115225064286377331"> GT said... </dt><dd class="comment-body"> Oh, now this is rich. thanks for the great news!
    </dd><dd class="comment-timestamp">12:37 AM </dd><dt class="comment-poster" id="c115227981720890310"> Anonymous said... </dt><dd class="comment-body"> Is it really necessary to post the guy's SS card on the internet?
    </dd><dd class="comment-timestamp">8:43 AM </dd><dt class="comment-poster" id="c115228394909412269"> Trebor said... </dt><dd class="comment-body"> Gun board mods everywhere are breathing a sigh of relief.

    I'm *almost* going to miss him. Almost. Just think of the net newbies who will never experience Gunkid first hand and who don't understand what the fuss was about. Gunkid bonded people across multiple boards who united against him.
    </dd><dd class="comment-timestamp">9:52 AM </dd><dt class="comment-poster" id="c115230621261026017"> Kristopher said... </dt><dd class="comment-body"> Gunkid was the ultimate firearms forum pinata.

    Even utter noobs could have fun verbally bitch-slapping him.
    </dd><dd class="comment-timestamp">4:03 PM </dd><dt class="comment-poster" id="c115230665335562578"> Anonymous said... </dt><dd class="comment-body"> I bet if the feds asked, they'd get 100s of us who'd be willing to testify against him.

    He was a piece of work. Bad, defective, out of tolerance work.

    I'll second a previous motion; I hope he gets the cellmate from hell.

    Sloop New Dawn
    Galveston, TX
    </dd><dd class="comment-timestamp">4:10 PM </dd><dt class="comment-poster" id="c115231303909043077"> Kommander said... </dt><dd class="comment-body"> I remember the first time I ran into the infamous gunkid on the Nation of Riflemen fourms. I think the scarist thing is that there are manny other gunkids out there. While they may have better typing skills, their ideas are just as crazy and just as stupid.
    </dd><dd class="comment-timestamp">5:57 PM </dd><dt class="comment-poster" id="c115233021256301377"> Jay G said... </dt><dd class="comment-body"> Okay. This is just plain weird. I've been on gun forums for nearly a decade, and I've never heard of GunKid.

    Apparently I've either been very blessed, very lucky, or completely f**king oblivious.

    I choose #3...
    </dd><dd class="comment-timestamp">10:43 PM </dd><dt class="comment-poster" id="c115245667879247930"> Voolfie said... </dt><dd class="comment-body"> It seems to me that the guy is sick and needs help. I hope he gets some. While I'm glad he's no longer able to pester us, I feel kind of badly for him.
    </dd><dd class="comment-timestamp">9:51 AM</dd></dl>
  12. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    Outstanding bit o' research work there Tango.
  13. ripsnort

    ripsnort Monkey+++

    But he's got such a nice smile![raspberry]
  14. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    He used meyah as his screen name most of the time here, I think he came up with another one or 2 but that was his main one.

    I liked and had to agree with the one comment;

    <DD class=comment-timestamp>9:52 AM <DT class=comment-poster id=c115230621261026017>Kristopher said... <DD class=comment-body>Gunkid was the ultimate firearms forum pinata.

    Even utter noobs could have fun verbally bitch-slapping him.</DD><DD class=comment-body> </DD> Pretty well summs him up.
  15. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

  16. GaryBrun

    GaryBrun Monkey+++

    It is not a nice smile. It is a clear cut case of a pedosmile.
  17. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member


    Every time I see that pic, I expect the eyes to start counter rotating. Total loon.[boozingbuddies]
  18. snowbyrd

    snowbyrd Latet anguis in herba

    I could

    replace him, given enough idiot enhancing booze.[axe]
    No ZOMBIES do not eat goats or dogs, what movie was that with them all holed up in the mall and the guy in the gun store across the street potting all the ZOMBIES. And all of you missed the fact that my bogs (bug out goats) were probablly rfided and thier ears would blow off in an EMP thing.[booze] My tacbarrow is titanium and won't melt.....so there[aiw]

    OH YEA!!! so there neeya neeya [plz] [raspberry]

    OOPS, uh, my hero never did use the smilie guys.........

    And don't call me mister, makes me feel old ha ha

    [soap] hee heee heee
  19. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    Re: I could

    Dawn of the Dead ('04 remake) ZOMBIE movies are a thing with me.
  20. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Re: I could

    Dont you mean meyah,meyah,meyah????.Master Obi- wan?( Move along, these aren't the wheel barrows you're looking for...)
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