New Supermarket

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Jul 14, 2006.

  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    [FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to
    keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of
    a thunderstorm and the smell of fresh rain.

    When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness
    the scent of fresh butter fat.

    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air is
    filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.

    So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.
  2. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: What do you hear when you walk down the isle with the ah.....pregnancy prevention items? ;)
  3. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    What is the name of that place? I went to one in Dover, Ct, and it had all that kind of stuff. Curious if it is a chain.
  4. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    :lol: [flush] :eek: :lol:
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