New (unidentified ) life form found during sewer inspection

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  1. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

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    You know all that crap you flushed down the toilet? Well it's back, and it's pissed off.


    LiveLeak.com - New Life Form Found In Sewer
     
  2. gunbunny

    gunbunny Never Trust A Bunny

    Re: New (unidentified ) life form found during sewer inspect

    I really don't know what to think of this one. Mutant snail or super slime-mold? I was waiting for an alien facehugger to pop out of the thing...
     
  3. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Re: New (unidentified ) life form found during sewer inspect

    Semi sticky, half biologically digested scum. Water passing under it makes it wiggle. Stinks, too. :sick:
     
  4. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Re: New (unidentified ) life form found during sewer inspect

    Free ranging hemmorhoid? possibly worms or an egg sac??Pretty disgusting, I never flushed anything like that! I hope 'it" doesn't advance any farther up the pipe!!!!
     
  5. QuietOne

    QuietOne Monkey++

    Re: New (unidentified ) life form found during sewer inspect

    Member of congress relaxing between votes?
     
  6. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Re: New (unidentified ) life form found during sewer inspect

    [fnny]republicrat..?
     
  7. mtbkski

    mtbkski Monkey++

    Re: New (unidentified ) life form found during sewer inspect

    Its the BLOB. Haven't any of you guys seen the movie. It is small and going to grow. Great, not sure if I am prepared for a BLOB invasion.
     
  8. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    Re: New (unidentified ) life form found during sewer inspect

    So that's where I lost 'em!
     
  9. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Re: New (unidentified ) life form found during sewer inspect

    I believe that to be pictures of a newly fertilized embryo of a politician conceived in a sewer and fertilized by effluent escaped from a colostomy bag.
    We should be prepared to elect him/her into office soon.
     
  10. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Re: New (unidentified ) life form found during sewer inspect

    Probably do better than Chuckie Schumer. (Or a nearly endless list of others.)

    [coffee2] and out.
     
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