New US Special Forces team going into Iraq

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  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    New US Special Forces team going into Iraq

    U.S Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite
    fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

    These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri,
    Arkansas, Oklahoma, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be
    dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.
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