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New use for bacon...

Discussion in 'Back to Basics' started by Witch Doctor 01, Sep 20, 2015.


  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

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  2. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    What a waste of perfectly good bacon grease. All that lost flavor! Lol very funny
     
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  3. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    Bet it smells good, tho....
     
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  4. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    I'll bet not. It will most likely smell like burnt bacon, not that pleasant.
     
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  5. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Beats tuna oil...
     
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  6. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++


    Come on, burnt bacon is still bacon!
     
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  7. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    We call that " Extra Chrisp" at our cabin...
     
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  8. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    To a man, THIS is a romantic candle. Ladies, if you want to know which perfume you need to trap, er, I mean entice your man you need to choose between maple cured and T-bone medium well.

    Tip: Wearing nothing but the bacon you used to render the fat will seal the deal and you will be makin' sammiches and fetching beer to your heart's content.
     
    Last edited: Sep 21, 2015
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  9. JohnSteven

    JohnSteven CHUNKY MUNKY

    I may NOT be a "Perfessional" cook..... BUT... I do "cook" with bacon Grease!
    ...
    THAT... I DO know!
     
  10. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    I'm drawing the line at 'bacon bras' !!!! [YD]
     
  11. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    [​IMG] hey! She's hot enough, it was raw when she put it on!;)[drooling]
     
  12. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    i feel a kilt picture posting spree coming on =)
     
  13. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    That's because they are supposed to be 'pork panties' - way better than those fruit flavored ones...
     
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