New vers of old phrases

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Apr 11, 2011.


  1. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    A NEW AGE TWIST ON SOME OLD PHRASES

    What boots up must come down.
    Windows will never cease.
    Virtual reality is its own reward.
    Modulation in all things.
    A user and his leisure time are soon parted.

    There's no place like <http://www.home. com.>
    Home is where you hang your @.
    The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
    A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
    You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.

    Great groups from little icons grow.
    Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
    C:\ is the root of all directories.
    Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
    A chat has nine lives.

    Don't byte off more than you can view.
    Fax is stranger than fiction.
    Know what to expect before you connect.
    Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
    Speed thrills.

    Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day;
    teach him to surf the
    Web and he won't bother you for weeks.
    Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
    The modem is the message.
    Too many clicks spoil the browse.
    The geek shall inherit the earth.
     
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