You can't write comedy as well as this idiot pulls it off naturally. The other day, while speaking about his new education plan, he said: "As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured" And don't forget the previous gem: "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" And the topping: "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." Here are some more: "Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die." "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OBGYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country." "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."