No Shit Sherlock!

Have you ever wondered what the shape, size, colour and consistency (and perhaps odour) of your poop says about the state of your health, and the state of your digestive system? Dr Gundry will give you a few insights.

 

Well, shit.

 

Ain't that the Shit!

 

With 2 dogs I see plenty shit, Biggest problem is deciding what iron to use in order to launch the doo over the fence?

 

I'd recommend a wedge, unless you want to play aggressively towards the offending neighbour's dog, in which case a driver would work well with turds that have just the right moisture content not to disintegrate into a puff of dry powder, nor so moist that it splatters over one's golf shoes....sound judgement is important!



Just don't leave divots in your lawn...be responsible and keep a sand bucket nearby!

 

Speaking of pieces of shit.
Look who was spotted walking their new dog.

 

Well that was helpful, wasn't it....apparently some can't resist talking political BS regardless

 

Back on topic...

SHIT might be other's bread and butter

Smells like money to me

 

I think some people have made a buck from their shit.

signed tinned limited edition of course.

 

Well , I'll be damned . Sir Chello ,, you could be my 1st customer ,,, how much do ya want for your 1st order ??

 

I don't think Tabasco gonna help yer palate with that and I sure don't want that on my palette, but I do hope you sell a few pallets of it.

 

Some might suggest unkindly, that there ain't a tin large enough.

I think that pallets of the unpalatable stuff can be found at the Palais de Mar-a-Lardo, among the misappropriated top secret compartmentalised classified shit that the ex-prez had scattered about him.

I'm neither buying, nor selling....but making the observation that even shit has a value...if it is packaged, and marketed astutely.

some people make poo art just for shits and giggles


Russian artist sinks to new low by making sculptures out of POO

 

I was supposed to send some via mail to someone, like many things doc tells me I said “nah.” I think I locked in a skin cancer scan that was 6 months out. I can’t remember where exactly or when. Oops.

 

No shit?

 

This shit has gone on long enough!

 

Cologuard stalked me for about 6 months and I’m not kidding. I never even really asked for it but it showed up one day (thanks doc) and then the calls and texts followed. I had my colonoscopy like a good boy at 50, his exact words were “That was a waste of time.” Beautiful inside evidently. Lol.

 

I don't want to share the color, smell and shape of my poop on public place. It is ridiculous.

 

Here's a clue, when they come out and tell you that you have traces of blood in your stool. If you take anything that could thin your blood (aspirin, blood thinning medication, even NSAIDs), you're going to have a little bit. Hell, since I can't get what's commonly referred to as "Ranger Candy" in all the military branches, I take 800 mg by taking 4x200mg. Is it too much? Probably. Do I take it with food? ABSOLUTELY.....so I'm not likely to burn a hole in my gut from it.
Like you, @Meat , my colonoscopy came out clean for anything cancerous. They DID find a tumor in my rectum, but after more than a dozen biopsies were taken (6 during the colonoscopy, 8 more during a sigmoidoscopy), it's still showing as benign. Of course, after my move down to Mississippi, and new VA docs, they want to do ANOTHER "up periscope" (sigmoidoscopy), to take MORE biopsies, so I get to do all that, again, next week. Just doing it with a local anesthetic, so I'll be able to drive myself back home. Fun times!
Word of warning, if anyone here is fixin' to go through a procedure like that, for the first time. They're going to give you a laundry list of stuff you CANNOT eat, and medications/supplements you cannot take, for up to a week beforehand. One of them is anything with seeds. Think hamburger buns with sesame seeds, whole grain bread with seeds, and even muffins with poppy seeds. I just had to buy another loaf of bread, because the wheat buns I bought, to replace the 15 grain bread I normally use? Has sesame seeds! Ground up, but still a seed, and those are a no-no!

 

No matter how much you polish a turd, it's still a turd.