Have you ever wondered what the shape, size, colour and consistency (and perhaps odour) of your poop says about the state of your health, and the state of your digestive system? Dr Gundry will give you a few insights.
With 2 dogs I see plenty shit, Biggest problem is deciding what iron to use in order to launch the doo over the fence?
I'd recommend a wedge, unless you want to play aggressively towards the offending neighbour's dog, in which case a driver would work well with turds that have just the right moisture content not to disintegrate into a puff of dry powder, nor so moist that it splatters over one's golf shoes....sound judgement is important! Just don't leave divots in your lawn...be responsible and keep a sand bucket nearby!
Well , I'll be damned . Sir Chello ,, you could be my 1st customer ,,, how much do ya want for your 1st order ??
I don't think Tabasco gonna help yer palate with that and I sure don't want that on my palette, but I do hope you sell a few pallets of it.
Some might suggest unkindly, that there ain't a tin large enough. I think that pallets of the unpalatable stuff can be found at the Palais de Mar-a-Lardo, among the misappropriated top secret compartmentalised classified shit that the ex-prez had scattered about him. I'm neither buying, nor selling....but making the observation that even shit has a value...if it is packaged, and marketed astutely. some people make poo art just for shits and giggles Russian artist sinks to new low by making sculptures out of POO
I was supposed to send some via mail to someone, like many things doc tells me I said “nah.” I think I locked in a skin cancer scan that was 6 months out. I can’t remember where exactly or when. Oops.
Cologuard stalked me for about 6 months and I’m not kidding. I never even really asked for it but it showed up one day (thanks doc) and then the calls and texts followed. I had my colonoscopy like a good boy at 50, his exact words were “That was a waste of time.” Beautiful inside evidently. Lol.
