No Soliciting

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Hanzo, Aug 9, 2018.

  1. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

  2. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Way to Nice....
  3. azrancher

    azrancher Monkey +++

    I want the one that says... We have found Jesus (we didn't know he was lost)
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  4. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey Site Supporter

    If you can read this sign then you are in range.
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  5. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    How do I "like" this one twice. Double tap!
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  6. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    I want a sign exactly like this. Looking now to see where I can purchase one...

    Apparently, my house is one of the few out here that doesn't have a no trespassing sign and we leave the gate open - so - we have been visited 3 times in the past 2 months by religious folks looking to add to their flocks. So, I need a sign...
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  7. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    One of my favorite films....
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  8. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

    I finally had it with them several years ago, answered the door in my underwear, a beer in hand and when they wouldn't leave when asked I pissed on their feet.......... None of the various cultist have been back since.
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  9. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    We have signs that say, “Forget the dog. Beware of wife.”

    A Jehova's Witness lady told my wife that our sign became “famous.” Don’t know what that means exactly.
  10. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    I always wanted to try @chelloveck maneuver and tell them I was a Satan worshiper but peeing on them would do the trick also. LOL!
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  11. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

    TBH it was getting crazy at that point and that was my last ditch effort to end it, and well they caught me just getting ready to step into the shower one very hot August afternoon and I was not getting dressed for them. Taking a leek on their feet was just inspired by their need to keep talking instead of leaving, when a guy says he is going to have to go and whips out the appendage I think I would get to stepping.... not stand there and keep pushing the hard sale. That was 10 years ago and I have not had single organization or watch tower offer since disturb my peace.
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  12. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    I don't favour peeing on them (proselytisers)'s a waste of soluble nutrients that could be more profitably used in my garden.

    or making gunpowder,

    I might however, invite them to make a donation to my urine collection toilet....a practical contribution towards god's work. ;)
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