Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Hanzo, Aug 9, 2018.
B8F061F8-C85B-4E1E-9E04-57E82046ACA8 by Hanzo posted Aug 8, 2018 at 22:31
Way to Nice....
I want the one that says... We have found Jesus (we didn't know he was lost)
If you can read this sign then you are in range.
How do I "like" this one twice. Double tap!
I want a sign exactly like this. Looking now to see where I can purchase one...
Apparently, my house is one of the few out here that doesn't have a no trespassing sign and we leave the gate open - so - we have been visited 3 times in the past 2 months by religious folks looking to add to their flocks. So, I need a sign...
One of my favorite films....
I finally had it with them several years ago, answered the door in my underwear, a beer in hand and when they wouldn't leave when asked I pissed on their feet.......... None of the various cultist have been back since.
We have signs that say, “Forget the dog. Beware of wife.”
A Jehova's Witness lady told my wife that our sign became “famous.” Don’t know what that means exactly.
I always wanted to try @chelloveck maneuver and tell them I was a Satan worshiper but peeing on them would do the trick also. LOL!
TBH it was getting crazy at that point and that was my last ditch effort to end it, and well they caught me just getting ready to step into the shower one very hot August afternoon and I was not getting dressed for them. Taking a leek on their feet was just inspired by their need to keep talking instead of leaving, when a guy says he is going to have to go and whips out the appendage I think I would get to stepping.... not stand there and keep pushing the hard sale. That was 10 years ago and I have not had single organization or watch tower offer since disturb my peace.
I don't favour peeing on them (proselytisers)...it's a waste of soluble nutrients that could be more profitably used in my garden.
or making gunpowder,
I might however, invite them to make a donation to my urine collection toilet....a practical contribution towards god's work.
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