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No, that's not a penis pump, Mom..

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by CRC, Aug 25, 2006.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    This guy is not to be believed.......geeez.. :rolleyes:


    No, that's not a penis pump, Mom. Really Wed Aug 23, 4:12 PM ET

    CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

    Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

    When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

    He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.

    He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.

    Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.

    I really should leave off the comments about him being the Butt of many jokes in prison, huh?

  2. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    All aboard! Next stop, Pun City.

    I'm sure it sucks to be him. :D
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