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Not All Seniors Are Senile.....

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Yard Dart, Oct 29, 2015.

  1. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Land Projectile Moderator

    A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past
    Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He
    told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
    The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

    The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'

    At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
    another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000the jeweler said.
    The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
    The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
    The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated,
    'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now
    and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'

    On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said
    'Sir...There's no money in that account.

    ''I know,' said the old man...'But let me tell you about my weekend.’

    Not All Seniors Are Senile...

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  2. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    That's difficult to pull off, but it works. (Don't ask.)
  3. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    Great job, @Yard Dart!! Oh wait, wasn't you? (y)
  4. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Land Projectile Moderator

    Not me, but from the sounds of his post, it must have been @ghrit ghost writing another tale of his life story. ;)
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  5. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Was that before or after shooting his first turkey....in the frozen food section?
  6. Gopherman

    Gopherman Sometimes I Wish I Could Go Back to Sleep Site Supporter++

    I thought you were going to say he died of a heart attack over the weekend!:rolleyes:
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  7. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    Just went to heaven, apparently.

    Old guy really should just strike up a friendship with jewelry guy. Instead of going to the NSF rigamarole for both of them, he can just take the jeweler out for dinner once a week. Almost everybody wins... :whistle:
    Last edited: Oct 29, 2015
  8. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

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