Not really a joke

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Legion489, Oct 15, 2016.


  1. Legion489

    Legion489 Shining the Light of Truth


    Safe at last.

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    I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

    Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

    Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.

    Safe at last. Isn’t America great or what?
     
  2. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Monkey

    It Could Work!!!

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  3. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++

    [ROFL]Now THIS is 'out of the box' thinking!
     
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  4. duane

    duane Monkey++

    The sad fact is that is all true. The powers that be encourage the teaching of the koran etc in the name of diversity and out law the teaching of the Bible etc. A local group just got a couple thousand dollar grant to encourage student involvement in the honoring of MLK and the celebration of his day and his teachings, and the money cones from some of the same groups that insist that we not honor our founding fathers or their teachings as they owned slaves.
     
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  5. Altoidfishfins

    Altoidfishfins Monkey++

    It's gonna get worse. Maybe a lot worse.
     
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  6. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    We have some home schoolers around. Do they follow that stupid requirement to teach Mohammedanism?
     
  7. GrayGhost

    GrayGhost Monkey

    Not on your life!
     
  8. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Moderator Moderator Site Supporter++

    Sadly, this just highlights the double standard and hypocrisy that has taken over our country. The gender issue is out of control. The flag censorship of the confederate flag is showing that history can be re-written. It is all very alarming. Sadly the guy in the picture is a white guy and he is labeled a terrorist but if he was dark haired and from the middle east the authorities would be hesitant to probe to deeply afraid of racial profiling.
     
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  9. chimo

    chimo the few, the proud, the jarhead monkey crowd Site Supporter+

    Thank you for wearing that burka...but you might want to consider also using a brown paper bag base layer, just in case the burka comes off.
     
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  10. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    I don't want to see you in a Burkini.... sorry not enough eye bleach...
     
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