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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Legion489, Jun 27, 2016.

  1. Legion489

    Legion489 Shining the Light of Truth

    NOW I GET IT !!

    A young black kid asks his mother, "Mama, what is Socialism and what is Racism?”
    Mama says, "Well, Child.....Socialism is when the white folks work every day so we can get all our governmental entitlement stuff for free. You know.....like our free cell phones for each family member, rent subsidy, food stamps, EBT, WIC, free school breakfast, lunch, and in some places supper; free healthcare, utility subsidy, and on and on.....you know, that’s Socialism.”
    Her son responds, "But, mama, don't the white people get pissed off about that? Giving us all the money they worked for, when we don't work?"
    "Sure they do, Honey. That's called Racism.”

    (Never was it more simply explained)
  2. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Moderator Moderator Site Supporter++

    Sadly this is supposed to be humor but I agree, this is the best explanation I have ever read.
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  3. Salted Weapon

    Salted Weapon West Coast Monkey

    I never knew I was a racist until I applied for a government job took a test passed at 96% and the job was given to Hispanic male that got 80% . And when I questioned it, people acted like I was the bad guy for asking.
    I was Born and American, until racism made me white.
  4. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    It isn't white vs black, it's moochers vs producers.

    Turning non-whites (and whites, BTW) into moochers is how liberal whites enslave them. No race is inherently a moocher - it takes public education, government programs (crack for the masses), and a cooperative news media to brainwash someone born free into a subservient moocher.
  5. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+

    This is why our government is so ineffective. The person who best qualifies for a job doesn't get it.
    Incompetency and stupidity are the only constants at all ranks and all levels in all departments.
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  6. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    I have seen businesses where the Peter Principle didn't work as Dr. Peter forecast. But it ALWAYS works with the government.
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  7. Tempstar

    Tempstar Losing Patience Site Supporter+

    I was told by Johnson Controls in Charlotte back in the late 80's that they really needed my skills and wanted to hire me, but they had to hire 2 blacks first. That episode removed any sympathy for po' down and out black folk. They get free everything and still can't make it.
    Extra credit: Who knows what the Lincoln Memorial says on it
    Double extra credit: who knows the rest of the quote?
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  8. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    "No Loitering"?
    "Post No Bills"?
    "Parking for Take Out Only"?

    What quote?
  9. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Must be a Casper Forum
  10. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    "IN THIS TEMPLE AS IN THE HEARTS OF THE PEOPLE FOR WHOM HE SAVED THE UNION THE MEMORY OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN IS ENSHRINED FOREVER." (Is behind his chair, on one wall, the Gettysburg address, on the opposite wall lincoln's second inaugural address. (Though i do not remember which wall is which.)
  11. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Moderator Moderator Site Supporter++

    This ^^^^^ 3M nailed it. We cannot assign the moocher status to one skin color. I know a lot of trailer trash whites that feel they are owed.
    Meat likes this.
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