Now this ain't no s**t --

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Jan 16, 2010.


  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member


    A sailor, a soldier, an Airman and a Marine got into an argument
    about which branch of the service was "The Best". The argument became
    so heated the four servicemen failed to see an oncoming truck as they
    crossed the street. They were hit by the truck, and all four were
    killed instantly.

    Soon, the four servicemen found themselves at the Pearly Gates of
    Heaven. There, they met Saint Peter and decided that only he could be
    the ultimate source of truth and honesty. So, the four servicemen
    asked him, Saint Peter, which branch of the United States Armed Forces
    is the best?

    Saint Peter replied, I can’t answer that. However, I will ask God what
    He thinks the next time I see Him. Meanwhile, thank you for your
    service on Earth and welcome to Heaven.

    Sometime later the four servicemen see Saint Peter and remind him of
    the question they asked when first entering Heaven. The four
    servicemen asked Saint Peter if he was able to find the answer.
    Suddenly, a sparkling white dove lands on Saint Peter's shoulder. In
    the dove's beak is a note glistening with gold dust. Saint Peter opens
    the note, trumpets blare, gold dust drifts into the air, harps play
    crescendos and Saint Peter begins to read the note aloud to the four
    servicemen.

    MEMORANDUM FROM THE DESK OF THE ALMIGHTY ONE



    TO: All Former Sailors, Soldiers, Airmen and Marines



    SUBJECT: Which Military Service is the Best



    All branches of the United States Armed Forces are honorable and noble.

    Each serves America well and with distinction.

    Serving in the United States military represents a great honor
    warranting special respect, tribute, and dedication from your fellow
    man.

    Always be proud of that.



    Warm Regards,

    God
    U. S. Navy (Retired)
     
  2. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [rofllmao]

    Passed on to my ex husband.. ;)
     
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