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NPR Marine Interview

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Feb 28, 2006.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
    So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

    GENERAL REINWALD:
    We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,
    archery, and shooting.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
    Shooting!! That's a bit irresponsible isn't it?

    GENERAL REINWALD:
    I don't see why. They'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
    Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

    GENERAL REINWALD:
    I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
    But you are equipping them to be violent killers.

    GENERAL REINWALD:
    Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?


    The radio went silent and the interview ended
     
  2. BigUglyOne

    BigUglyOne Monkey+++ Founding Member

    That's right !!! [touchdown]
     
  3. ChemicalGal

    ChemicalGal Monkey+++

    [applaud] [LMAO] :lol:
     
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