NTSB Study..

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jan 14, 2006.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had "covertly" funded a project with the U.S. Automakers for the past 5 years, whereby the automakers were installing black-box voice recorders in 4-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUVs in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
    They were surprised to find in 38 of the 50 states the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh Sh*t!" Only the states of North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, Louisiana and Florida were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."










    Ghost...you will notice that while Texas was included in the latter results....

    Florida was not. [raspberry]
     
  2. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :D
     
  3. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    "Hold my coffee" ? :D
     
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member




    shhhhh....don't give him any ideas.... ;)
     
  5. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    Florida=Hold my Red Snapper?
     
  6. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    No, I don't think it's hold the pink snapper either, it's probably "Where's my geritol"
     
  7. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    That's SOUTH Florida.....

    Not up here...all the retirees want to move where it's warm all the time..They are NOT going above the freeze line....sheeeeesh..


    ;)
     
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