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Nuther Joke for the Fair-haired

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Jan 24, 2008.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help
    me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it."
    Her friend asks "What is it a puzzle of?"

    The blonde says "From the picture on the box, it's a

    The blonde's friend figures that he's pretty good at
    Puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him
    to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, and then studies the box.

    He then turns to her and says: "First, no matter what I do,I'm not going to be
    able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger.
    Second, I'd advise you to relax, have a cup of coffee, and put all these
    Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes back in the box."</pre>
  2. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    I went to the movies the other night and sat in an aisle seat, as I usually do, because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out.
    "Excuse me. Sorry! Oops. Excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry. Oops! Excuse me."
    By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient, so I said, "Couldn't you have done this a little earlier?"
    "No!" she said in a loud whisper. "The 'Turn Off Your Cell Phone, Please' message just flashed up on the screen and mine is out in the car."

  3. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Ok...that's "Steal" worthy... [ROFL]

    I'd send it to my daughter, but she probably wouldn't get it.... sheeesh.
  4. Valkman

    Valkman Knifemaker Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    LOL - hey maybe she's at the movies! [lolol]
  5. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  6. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

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