Obama and Michelle...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by UncleMorgan, May 19, 2015.


  1. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    So--if Obama and Michelle were both on fire, and you only had one fire extinguisher, where would you hide it?
     
  2. madmax

    madmax Far right. Bipolar. Veteran. Don't push me.

    Bwahahahaha!!!
     
  3. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Sink it, with my guns.[winkthumb]
     
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  4. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey Site Supporter+

    I honestly would've used the extinguisher,but the gauge was reading over charged-kinda like the rest of us under Obummer's economic policies;)
     
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  5. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [applaud]
     
  6. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    I would hide it in Biden's office....let him take the fall for not saving them.... And the matches that lit them on fire...in old Harry Reid's desk ;)
     
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  7. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    No, take Biden's advice and fire it off in the air to scare the fire away.
     
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  8. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Chemical Gas fire , use Haylon / CFC's ~~~ Electrical fire ? use it right now , Political Fire , Add to the BS !!

    He is a puppet of your problem
     
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  9. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    Put it behind your Bible...neither one would look there.
     
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  10. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    Well, for the good of all Mankind, I'd probably try to put them out with my little hand-pump sprayer. The one that's full of kerosene.
     
  11. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

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    Mind you, I'm not suggesting anything.
     
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  12. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Biden would just let them burn, and hope Billory was burning next to them.... As that is the ONLY Way he could get to be Mr. Pres.....
     
  13. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    Wouldn't the bs smother the fire?
     
  14. tr7heaven

    tr7heaven Monkey

    Ah so bad you are but I got a good laugh, me bad, me bad!
     
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