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Obama is a Post turtle?

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 12, 2008.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com[​IMG]<st1:place w:st="on">Texas</st1:place></st1:State> rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
    Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President. <FONT color=#333333><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com[​IMG]The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'
    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
    The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.'
    The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.
    'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just want to help the dumbass get down.'
  2. SLugomist

    SLugomist Monkey++

    Well by that definition Hillary is a post turtle too.
  3. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    [lolol][lolol]roflmao...:)good one!
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

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