Lord Obama, our eternal saviour is planning on gracing the Gulf Coast with his presence on Friday 28 May 2010. . Heaven forbid he be greeted properly with abandon and enthusiastic patriots demonstrating what they feel deep in their hearts. . Maybe the Patriot Guard Riders could line the motorcade route, stand at their motorcycles and give him a symbolic one armed Italian Salute. That or a proper one finger salute to tell him you think he is number one in your book. .