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Obama went jogging.....

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by tacmotusn, Aug 19, 2009.

  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    Barack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

    The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland ' Barack said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on my special airplane.

    The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes. Barack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!'

    The third kid said, 'I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!' Barack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped.'

    The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your butt from drowning! '
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  2. Barack Obama

    Barack Obama Monkey++

    Haha I really like this one...
  3. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    [fnny][fnny]Stolen cleanly and emailed repeatedly! :D
    Thanks roflmao..[rofllmao]
  4. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    Hey Tango, what do you think? I saw the newbie who posted right above you. I gave him some political advice, and offered to take him hunting with me and Dick Cheney.? .... might be fun[lolol][beer]
  5. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Whoa;think I'll offer to trade avatars surely I've got a few extras tucked away somewhere..
  6. WestPointMAG

    WestPointMAG Monkey++

    But I am the only one that has a naked chick as an avatar.
  7. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    NOT. I see feathers, and I don't mean a boa.

    [ROFL] [beer]
  8. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    didn't see it (camo)...!
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