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  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    Subject: Gordon fires entire pit crew

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    Jeff Gordon fires the entire pit crew:

    This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take
    advantage of President Obama's scheme to employ Harlem

    The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent
    documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able
    to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without
    proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only
    do it in 8 seconds with million-dollar high tech equipment.
    It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's
    management team as most races are won or lost in the pits.
    However, Gordon got more than he bargained for!

    At the crew's first practice session, not only was the in-
    experienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6
    seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint
    scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car to Dale
    Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of
    Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.

    Jeff was left sitting on his butt in a daze at the edge of the track.b::

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