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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by melbo, Oct 11, 2006.

  1. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
    >for a living.
    >All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
    >salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
    >However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
    >teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic
    >dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other
    >men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is
    >really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night
    >for money."
    >The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
    >children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to
    >ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said,
    >"He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get
    >Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to
    >say that in front of the other kids."[footinmouth]
  2. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :eek: :lol:
  3. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    As well he should be...and when you think about it it wouldnt be that far off. lol
  4. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    That's fracken funny chit[LMAO] :D
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