Oil Crisis ...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by tacmotusn, Aug 26, 2013.


  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    oil crisis. Oil Crisis?

    A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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    Well, there's a very simple answer.
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    Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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    We just didn't know we were getting low.
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    The reason for that is purely geographical.
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    Our OIL is located in:
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    ALASKA
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    California
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    Coastal Florida
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    Coastal Louisiana
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    Coastal Alabama
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    Coastal Mississippi
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    Coastal Texas
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    North Dakota
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    Wyoming
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    Colorado
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    Kansas
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    Oklahoma
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    Pennsylvania
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    And Texas


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    Our dipstick is
    located in the White House!
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    Any Questions?

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  2. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

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  3. Jeffersonian

    Jeffersonian Monkey

    We have tons of oil in Alabama as well, but they are not ready to exploit the shale yet to the full extent with so much other easy to get oil. I am speaking of the north Alabama Appalachian oil not the gulf part of the State.
     
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