Old Men in the Park

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by 3M-TA3, Jun 24, 2016.


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    Larry and BOB, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons,
    watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

    One day Larry didn't show up. BOB didn't think much about it
    and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after
    Larry hadn't shown up for a week or so, BOB really got
    worried.

    However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, BOB
    didn't know where Larry lived, so he was unable to find out what had
    happened to him.

    A month had passed, and BOB figured he had seen the last of Larry, but
    one day, BOB approached the park and - lo and behold - there sat
    Larry!

    BOB was very excited and happy to see him and told him so.
    Then he said, 'For crying out loud Larry, what in the world happened
    to you?

    Larry replied, 'I have been in jail.'
    'Jail!'

    cried BOB. What in the world for?'

    'Well,' Larry said, 'you know Jane, that cute little blonde waitress at the
    coffee shop where I sometimes go?'

    'Yeah' said BOB, 'I remember her. What about
    her?

    'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89
    years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I
    pleaded 'guilty'.

    'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury'.

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