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Old test with new twist

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ColtCarbine, Mar 11, 2011.

  1. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy
    night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people
    waiting for the Bus:

    1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

    2. An old friend who once saved your life.

    3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

    Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that
    there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you
    continue reading.

    This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as
    part of a job application.

    You could pick up the old lady,
    because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first.

    Or you could take
    the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be
    the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be
    able to find your perfect mate again.

    YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS..........

    The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no
    trouble coming up with his answer.

    He simply answered:
    " I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the
    lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus
    with the partner of my dreams."

    Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn
    thought limitations.

    Never forget to "Think Outside The Box"

    HOWEVER....., The corect answer is to run the old lady over
    and put her out of her misery because Obama's health care won't
    pay for her hospital visit anyway, have sex with the perfect partner
    on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.

    God, I love happy endings!!!!
    malexander, VisuTrac and Gator 45/70 like this.
  2. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    I like the "HOWEVER", happy endings are always the best.
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