olde humor. beware the little olde lady with the umbrella.

Best Senior Moment I've heard!

Here's a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent interaction
between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester.
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There were protesters at the grocery store handing out pamphlets on the evils of
America .
.
I politely declined to take one.
.
There was an elderly woman behind me and a young (20-ish) female protester
offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined.
.
The young protester put her
hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft
voice the young lady said, "Lady, don't you care about the children of Iraq?"
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The old woman looked up at her and said:


"Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea
, and a son in Vietnam ..
All three died so a bitch like you could have the right to stand here and
badmouth our country.
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If you touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it."

~ God Bless America ~ I love getting old