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olde humor. beware the little olde lady with the umbrella.

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by tacmotusn, Jul 10, 2012.

  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    Best Senior Moment I've heard!

    Here's a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent interaction
    between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester.

    There were protesters at the grocery store handing out pamphlets on the evils of
    America .

    I politely declined to take one.

    There was an elderly woman behind me and a young (20-ish) female protester
    offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined.

    The young protester put her
    hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft
    voice the young lady said, "Lady, don't you care about the children of Iraq?"

    The old woman looked up at her and said:

    "Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea
    , and a son in Vietnam ..
    All three died so a bitch like you could have the right to stand here and
    badmouth our country.

    If you touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it."

    ~ God Bless America ~ I love getting old
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