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ole gets hurd at da vact'ree

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Tango3, May 13, 2010.

  1. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Ole vas vorking at da fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.

    He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Okie dokie, let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."

    Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."

    "Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "Lordy- it's 2010 and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible surgery techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"

    Ole says........."How da hell vas I suppose to pick dem up?"[ROFL][ROFL]
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

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