Ole goes to Paris

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Jul 12, 2011.


  1. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member




    Ole, a furniture dealer from up at Sunburg, MN, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.

    After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine.

    As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.

    Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table; asked him something in French (which Ole couldn't understand); so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down. He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language.

    After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her.

    After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music. They ordered dinner.....after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing.

    She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.

    Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed. To this day, Ole has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business.

     
  2. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    yup olde ole just fell off the turnip truck[beat].
    I have been steaming overseas with a young squid in tow, who fell in love with a young lovely who was rubbing it all over him. previously I had watched her work the room. He thought she was just agog over him. when she moved on, I told him she was a working girl. first off he didn't understand that term. When I told him she was a hooker ..... his response was ..... no way! .... are you sure?
     
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