One for the guys..

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Sep 23, 2005.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Sunday morning in church . . .
    A few minutes before the services started, the people were seated in their
    pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.

    Everyone started screaming and running for an exit, trampling each other
    in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had
    exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his
    pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate
    enemy was in his presence.

    So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

    Calmly, the man replied, "Yep, sure do."

    "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

    "Nope, sure ain't." said the man.

    "Don't you realize I can kill you with a single wink?", asked Satan.

    "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.

    "Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical
    AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.

    "Yep." Was the calm reply.

    "And yet you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

    "Nope. Not a bit."

    More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"

    The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
  2. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    lol I saw that one comeing soon as mentioned that he didnt run figured he MUST be married.
  3. Valkman

    Valkman Knifemaker Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Yep, no married man would be afraid of him! [dancindevil]
  4. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: [ROFL]
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