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one for the Scots in the tree....

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Witch Doctor 01, Jun 4, 2016.

  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    A man moves from Scotland to the US and attends his first baseball game. After a base hit he hears the fans roaring, "Run! Run!"

    The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-r-un, yah bloody bahstard. R-r-run!"

    A third batter cracks a hard liner and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams, "RRRun, yah bloody bahstard, rrrrun, why don't ya???"

    The next batter holds his swing at three and two and as the umpire calls,"Take your base." The Scotsman stands up, yelling, "RRRun, ya bahstard, rrrun!" All the surrounding fans giggle quietly so he sits down, very much confused.

    A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispers, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls."

    The Scotsman stands up in disbelief and shouts, "Wahlk with prrrride, man!"
    Georgia_Boy, GOG, Dont and 10 others like this.
  2. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Monkey

    That's funny, right there!! [LMAO]
  3. Legion489

    Legion489 Shining the Light of Truth

    As a Scots, I was asked what was worn under my kilt. I said nothing, it was all good as new.
    GOG likes this.
  4. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    .......Vintage even.
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