Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by drthtater, May 21, 2010.
So, a baby seal walks into a club...
Ok...I laughed...out loud.
Should I feel bad about that?
Yes! That will probably seal the deal....
I've also heard that their favorite type of music is hardcore, beat, and heavy metal
So a baby seal walks into a bar, somehow, and sits down. The bartender looks at it a moment, confused, then shrugs and asks, "Well, alright...what'll it be?"
The seal looks up at him with its soulful black eyes and says, "Anything but a Canadian club on the rocks."
I was really just lurking before calling it a night and I saw that you had added something here. Having before seen how "punny" you can be I had to check what you had to add to this one.
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