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Only In Texas !!!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Gator 45/70, Dec 24, 2011.

  1. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    I saw a fundamentalist Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River this morning;
    he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.
    Along with him was an illegal Hispanic drug cartel member who was also struggling
    to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.
    If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

    Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed
    the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland Security.

    It is now 4 pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.
    jungatheart, Cephus, BTPost and 2 others like this.
  2. Cephus

    Cephus Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Paper work must go through the proper channels
    there are no exceptions !! LMAO
  3. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Adventure Riding Monkey Founding Member

    Dangerous thing, the Rio Grande........
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