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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Oct 10, 2005.

  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather dishy
    blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

    He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
    although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he
    says "Sorry, do you know me?"

    She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of
    one of my children."

    His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.
    "Holy crap," he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party
    I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your
    girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my

    "No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher.
  2. BigUglyOne

    BigUglyOne Monkey+++ Founding Member

    LMAO But is she still interested ? b:: b::
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