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Open Heart Surgery...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jul 13, 2007.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.

    He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was ecovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he would like to pay for his treatment.

    She asked if he had health insurance.

    He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

    The nun asked if he had money in the bank.

    He replied, "No money in the bank."

    The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"

    He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."

    The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

    The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law.



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