Operation- Honey's Gone

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Yard Dart, Mar 7, 2017.

  1. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Okay Monkey's, here is the mission. Honey is going to be gone for four days starting at 0900 PST Thursday until 1500 Sunday. We have several things to get done, since we are working on a time table, let's get to it. Weapons need to get cleaned, food needs to get inventoried and rotated, gear needs to be checked. Now I have four days to accomplish a lot of task.... what should be my priorities, what have I forgot in my list of things to get done?

    To clarify the question before it is asked, there are more weapons and food on hand than are known... there are times I forget what she knows about and what she does not. Those items are not a secret per se, but the quantity is our dirty secret..... LOL. ;)

    As a side note, plenty of beans, rice and assorted items to run through the vacuum sealer.... high on the list of to do's anytime, but this is a monthly task already. Also, I need to build some target stands, a trip to the quarry is due soon with the SIL. That will be done in the next week....plenty of wood on hand for that project.

    Risky business asking a bunch of Monkey's what they would do with that time to take care of things..... but the floor is open. Ohh and yes I have cleaned the weapons on the dinning room table (asked last time, pictures to prove it posted).... ;)
  2. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grudge Monkey

    Well, Step one, Open Beer and put on some good music. Second, What would SHE want to see done first? Third, take stuff she doesn't know about and separate it out and deal with it first, then loose it. Fourth, open second Beer! Once the hard stuffs are all done, clean weapons and put away. Relax and make dinner, open another beer! On to day two..........
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  3. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    1. First thing is to not rotate any weapons or ammunition but take what SWMBO knows about and reduce that number by two or three. Claim at some time in the future that you sold them with the prospect of buying something new.

    2. Second, Pour an adult beverage.
    3. Repeat step 2.

    Great minds... @Ura-Ki
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  4. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Get the Weapons cleaned, Oiled and put away first... then worry about the food... then the BOBs...
  5. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    I will have to think on this because not matter what you think, she will know. To bad you didn't plan ahead, you could have taken a class in defense or something that she would have questioned.
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  6. azrancher

    azrancher Monkey +++

    Well you start by getting ready for the tasks at hand, find the remote, the recliner, and the beer, and start planning.

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  7. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Okay..... from the notes above: beer supply is up to date and ready, the TV remote has a fresh set of batteries, time in the recliner alloted for planning purposes.....check!!
    Day 1- clean and oil all weapons. If time allows, we need to sharpen a couple of knives, a hatchet and axe.
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  8. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    I am concerned with how slow you got to that second beer. :lol:
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  9. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    Nah, not "risky" at all.

    Four days, eh? How far away is the nearest casino and brothel?
    Well...you asked. [reddevil]
  10. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey Site Supporter++

    Isn't Olympia the Washington State Capitol?
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  11. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey Site Supporter++

    Whatever you do, @Yard Dart , just make sure the house is clean - especially the kitchen - by the time she gets back. @Ura-Ki nailed it above.
  12. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

    Learn her a new song...
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  13. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    That might not go over well.... she shoots very tight groups. :rolleyes:
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  14. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Nearest Casino is about 10 miles from YD.... at the intersection of I-5 and I-405... very near that Money Grabbing Place of Mass Marketing, SouthCenter Mall....
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  15. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Muckleshoot is probably closest to me.... I just can't deal anymore with all the smoking in the tribal casino's.
    On the gambling note, I probably will do a Texas Hold'em tournament on Saturday... about 150 players at a little joint I know down in @Meat's area. :)
  16. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

    Win big, buy more Guns!
  17. chimo

    chimo the few, the proud, the jarhead monkey crowd

    When my kitten is away, this mouse is gonna play. Hunting, shooting and eating Mexican every day!
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  18. Mountain mama

    Mountain mama Monkey

    Doesn't your kitten like to shoot and eat Mexican!
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  19. Trouble

    Trouble Monkey

    Four days?!? Whatever you do when she gets back you are going to want the bed made with new sheets ect... :rolleyes:
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  20. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    LOL!!! I am in the same boat! Mine left to see her Mom in Central Asia for 2 months! LOL! First thing I did was go buy paper plates, a huge box of burritos and large supply of beer. Guacamole too! LOL! I then ordered some more freeze-dried grub (pouches this time) 3 buckets worth...but she won't be upset about that...I hope. I hope because I told her I thought we had enough but... But, burritos and beer is getting a bit old...wonder how is burritos and scotch?
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