Operation removes lightbulb from anus

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  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

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    MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.



    Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

    "Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

    "We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

    Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

    "When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

    "I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

    The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.
     
  2. sniper-66

    sniper-66 Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I for one believe him!
     
  3. TnAndy

    TnAndy Senior Member Founding Member

    I would have bet good money before opening this thread it was gonna have a San Francisco location for some reason.
     
  4. B540glenn

    B540glenn Should Be Working Founding Member

    At least he didn't use the standard "I fell on it while coming out of the shower" excuse. ;)
     
  5. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

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    Seperated at Birth???


    :D
     
  6. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    :lol: Gas powered lightbulbs?:lol:
     
  7. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    I guess afterwards, his hindsight was indeed brighter. :lol:
     
  8. ghrit

    ghrit Old, mean, and nasty Administrator Founding Member

    :sick: :lol: :cool:
     
  9. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    Glad you liked it Ghrit. Haha.
     
  10. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    How in the heck can somebody sleep through that, must have already been stretched out. :lol:
     
  11. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Probably thought it would make it easier to see with his head up his ass.
     
  12. sniper-66

    sniper-66 Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Adds a new meaning to the song... "This little light of mine, I'm going to let it shine......"
     
  13. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    Seacowboys, you mean something like this?


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    :eek: :eek: :lol:
     
  14. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Speaking of having one's head up their ass
     

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  15. ghrit

    ghrit Old, mean, and nasty Administrator Founding Member

    'Tis truely unfortunate that headline writers didn't pass 6th grade English.
     
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