Our Next President

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Minuteman, May 23, 2011.

  1. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

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  2. Ivan

    Ivan Monkey++

    what qualifications does he have for being president?

    other then being a puppet i mean.
  3. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    LOL. As much as the current puppet does! Come to think about it I think being a puppet is a prerequisite for the job.
  4. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Well, he is less 'wooden' and stilted that the moron we have sitting in the POTUS chair now........ [stirpot]

    And he has only ONE hairy hand up his third point of contact..... :D
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  5. Tikka

    Tikka Monkey+++

    Except for one candidate, the only thing each and every presidential candidate has had in common since the late 1960s was I knew who they were without having to go "look them up."
    As the one exception was Barack [kneelsuckers] 0bama, need I say more.....

  6. UGRev

    UGRev Get on with it!

    I say we combine the teleprompter, auto-pen machine and asimo; because we apparently don't need bills actually signed by the president anymore.. and speeches written by the president.. and well, brains that are actually the presidents'. So F it... go robo!
  7. IceNiner

    IceNiner Monkey+

    I think HAL9000 would make a better choice than the dummies in charge now. He might still screw us, but at least HAL would be polite about it!
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  8. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    We could have Disney craft an 'animatronic' "President", and trot him out on those rare occasions one is actually needed. Otherwise, he stays in a locked closet where he can't embarrass the nation.........
    Change the face and wig every four years.....

    Cheaper than the expensive joke we have trotting the globe now, by far......
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  9. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

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