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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Tango3, Dec 4, 2009.


  1. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.')



    The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan, I can't understand you.
    Please speak in English.' seesaw



    The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.


     
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