Pacific Northwest Humor

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Quigley_Sharps, Sep 10, 2005.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    The Pacific Northwest According To Jeff Foxworthy

    1. You know the state flower (Mildew)

    2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the

    3. Use the statement "sun break" and know what it means.

    4. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.

    5. You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.

    6. You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.

    7. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the
    "Walk" Signal.

    8. You consider that if it has no snow or has not recently
    erupted, it is not a real mountain.

    9. You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's
    Best, and Veneto's.

    10. You know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye

    11. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah,
    Oregon, Yakima and Willamette.

    12. You consider swimming an indoor sport.

    13. You can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and
    Thai food.

    14. In winter,you go to work in the dark and come home in the
    dark- while only working eight-hour days.

    15. You never go camping without waterproof matches and a

    16. You are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers followed by
    rain," and "Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers."

    17. You have no concept of humidity without precipitation

    18. You know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a
    state of mind.

    19. You can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you cannot
    see through the cloud cover.

    20. You notice, "The mountain is out" when it is a pretty day
    and you can actually see it.

    21. You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above
    50,but still wear your hiking boots and parka.

    22. You switch to your sandals when it gets about 60, but keep
    the socks on.

    23. You have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.

    24. You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or

    25. You buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find
    the old ones after such a long time.

    26. You measure distance in hours.

    27. You often switch from "heat" to "a/c" in the same day.

    28. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit under a

    29. You know all the important seasons: Almost Winter, Winter,
    Still Raining (Spring), Road Construction (Summer), Deer & Elk season

    30. You actually understood these jokes and will probably
    forward them.
  2. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    lol, nice
  3. TLynn

    TLynn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I will forward the jokes and what's worse I understand them... :D
  4. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [rofllmao] :lol: [ROFL]
  5. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member


    Too funny!
  6. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: [ROFL]
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