Packers new quarterback

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Dec 30, 2007.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    In a news conference Deanna Farve announced she will be the starting QB for
    the Packers this coming Sunday. She claimed she is qualified to be starting
    QB because she has spent the past 16 years married to Brett while he played
    QB for the Packers. Because of this she understands how to pick up a corner
    blitz and knows the terminology of the Packers offense. A poll of Packers
    fans shows that 50% of those polled supported the move.

    Does this sounds idiotic and unbelievable to you? Yet Hillary Clinton makes
    the same claims as to why she is qualified to be President and 50% of
    democrats polled agreed.

  2. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    Well now...... just to be fair, the presidency doesn't require near the brain power that quarterback does (as evidenced by our current 2-term doufus).
  3. Valkman

    Valkman Knifemaker Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    By what Hillary claims, the White House chef has as much "experience" as she does!
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  5. griffin1340

    griffin1340 Monkey+++

    I think you are gonna have a lot of pissed off fans in Green Bay if this happens!
    But a great point was made.
  6. AlterEgo

    AlterEgo Monkey+++

    Me thinks that she was the one running the show anyway while Bill was gettin bj's and snorting coke!
  7. MbRodge

    MbRodge Monkey+++

    That just further proves who the smart one REALLY was! None of the work, all of the perks!
  8. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Then Hillary shouldn't have any problem winning over Wisconsin voters [booze]
  9. griffin1340

    griffin1340 Monkey+++

    Agreed! With the dip shit worthless Governor we have and [in my congressional district] a "Proud Lesbian" for our congresscritter...the voters of the state deserve what they get![boozingbuddies]
    A Demoncrat can win this state by carrying just the city's of Milwaukee, Janesville and Madison...with the unions and the socialist brainwashed students as well as the 'living off the public's tit' residents conditioned to vote commi..'er demoncrat, the rest of the state dosen't have the voting power to overcome the sheer numbers. I already shamefully admit the WI will be a stronghold for whatever candidate is on the demoncrat/socialist ticket.:mad:
  10. CraftyMofo

    CraftyMofo Monkey+++

    Of course the Packer fans knew that they were playing the helpless Detroit Lions today, so 50% doesn't sound like too high of a number.
  11. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Our state isn't much different, to win Oregon one only needs to influence the area from Portland to Eugene. This wouldn't be hard with Eugene being a mini-Berkeley, Ca and all the California migration and political influence in Portland, Conservative folks don't stand much of a chance. Oh yeah, this would be the same area that thinks same sex marriage is OK [haay]
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