LYRICS: Wake up in the morning ten minutes late, I hit the snooze like a Chris Brown date I brush all my teeth, I'm driving, and I'm on my way But I'm floored when I walk into the joint I'm more confused than Joe Namath with a coin my boss' memo says starting today I'm working 1 to 5 My hours keep on falling Now I'm not full-time All the creditors keep calling Said I could keep my plan I'm no longer a believer My new deductible's so high you'd think its dad was Jeremy Bieber Working 1 to 5 Not trying to be controversial it's just I'm home and I'm watching J.G. Wentworth commercials Say goodbye full time and hello to under-employment Because I'm working fewer hours than a Flappy Bird high score Working 1 to 5 I'm no longer out there toiling My work schedule is less complete than a Sochi toilet Oh the New York Times assures me that it's liberating from what it isn't clear I guess employment compensation Working 1 to 5 Insecure and broke that's right Working 1 to 5 Like the Obamacare website Working 1 to 5 It's just a simple task It's like they drilled the Keystone XL pipeline directly up my...
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