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Part Time Work is enough right?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Mindgrinder, Feb 21, 2014.

  1. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja Jedi Bipolar WINNING M.L.F.

    Wake up in the morning ten minutes late, I
    hit the snooze like a Chris Brown date I
    brush all my teeth, I'm driving, and I'm on my way
    But I'm floored when I walk into the joint I'm
    more confused than Joe Namath with a coin my
    boss' memo says starting today

    I'm working 1 to 5
    My hours keep on falling
    Now I'm not full-time
    All the creditors keep calling
    Said I could keep my plan
    I'm no longer a believer
    My new deductible's so high
    you'd think its dad was Jeremy Bieber

    Working 1 to 5
    Not trying to be controversial
    it's just I'm home and I'm
    watching J.G. Wentworth commercials
    Say goodbye full time
    and hello to under-employment
    Because I'm working fewer hours
    than a Flappy Bird high score

    Working 1 to 5
    I'm no longer out there toiling
    My work schedule
    is less complete than a Sochi toilet
    Oh the New York Times
    assures me that it's liberating
    from what it isn't clear I guess
    employment compensation

    Working 1 to 5
    Insecure and broke that's right
    Working 1 to 5
    Like the Obamacare website
    Working 1 to 5
    It's just a simple task
    It's like they drilled the Keystone XL pipeline
    directly up my...
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    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja Jedi Bipolar WINNING M.L.F.

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