Pastor Fluff

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by melbo, Oct 13, 2005.


  1. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    From an Anonymous source

    The Reverend John Fluff was the pastor of a small town. One day he was walking
    down the high street, when he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting
    in a pub drinking beer. The Reverend wasn't happy. He walked through the open
    door of the pub and sat down next to the woman. "Miss Fitzgerald", he said
    sternly. "This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me
    take you home?"

    "Sure", she said with a slur, obviously very drunk. When Miss Fitzgerald stood
    up from the bar she began to weave back and forth. The Reverend realized that
    she'd had far too much to drink and grabbed her arms to steady her. When he
    did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor. After rolling around
    for a few moments, the Reverend wound up on top of Miss Fitzgerald, her skirt
    hiked up to her waist.

    The pub landlord looked over and said,"Oi mate, we won't have any of that
    carrying on in this pub." The Reverend looked up at the landlord and said,

    "But you don't understand, I'm Pastor Fluff."

    The landlord nodded and said, "Oh well, if you're that far in, you might as well
    finish.
     
  2. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    [beer] [ROFL]
     
  3. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    [ROFL] [ROFL] b:: b:: [do-it] [do-it] [beer]
     
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Hmmmm..an "anonymous source"...

    Melbo has his own Deep Throat?????





    pls tell me I did not type that out loud... :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  5. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    [ROFL] You :?: [ROFL]
     
  6. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    oh boy
     
  7. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    I am shocked! Shocked, I tell you.....

    This is the new , gentler, kinder ME!

    I am trying soooo hard....and being soooo good......

    Aren't you proud of me??? b::
     
  8. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :eek: ;) :lol:
     
  9. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    b:: b:: b:: b:: b:: rofl
     
  10. BigUglyOne

    BigUglyOne Monkey+++ Founding Member

    :D [beer] :D
     
  11. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Well at least his name wasnt Brown. rofl
     
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