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Peak Gravity

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Quigley_Sharps, Feb 12, 2014.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member


    The newest crisis we can blame on the evil capitalists is:


    The evil corporations are extracting minerals at a record pace, therefore diminishing the Earth's mass. Remember--the more mass you have the more gravity you have. That is why the earth has more gravity than the moon...

    It is a double edge sword--we extract minerals from the earth and place them on the surface in form of roads, buildings...It takes gravity to hold them to the surface of "Mother Earth."

    So, now we expend more gravity than we generate.

    Gravity IS a FINITE resource!

    We will run out of gravity by the year 2026 at about the first week of September according to my Casio calculator.

    We need to make gravity credits the law! Al Goron is using too much gravity... This gives a whole new meaning to, "Earth ina Balance." He was a genius--just working on the wrong problem. But, Goron did make everyone aware of ultimate calamities to fall on the earth. I say when we plug him back into the ground--we have helped gravity--so fitting...

    If you weigh too much, you are expanding the need for gravity! God bless weight watchers!
    If the fish get too large, or too many, they are bad for gravity also--NFS opinions needed! NFS opinions are based on so much science, we need all of their opinions we can get--our lives depend on them!

    Remember--don't be a gravity hog --it is a finite resource!

    We must bury all of the heavy metals back into the Earth--this includes all your lead weights and any gold coins you have.

    You can help our group by joining:

    Friends Against Gravity Greed!

    I will provide an address to send your checks to further study this ultimate calamity! whistle.
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  2. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Sounds like it is a good thing that everybody isn't on the Primal Journey. Some off us have to offset all the weight you guys are losing, to keep our planet in balance.
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  3. cdnboy66

    cdnboy66 Monkey++

    how viral would it go if we posted that on Facebook??
  4. DarkLight

    DarkLight I self identify as a Blackhawk Attack Helicopter! Site Supporter

    It'd be on CNN by the evening news and Fox by tomorrow.
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  5. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey Site Supporter

    "We will run out of gravity by the year 2026 at about the first week of September according to my Casio calculator."

    I'm sure I inserted CASINO calculator when I read your text, it made so much more sense!!!!!
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  6. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    It's a concern for all nations and places! (I'm helping spread the word on other sites.)
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  7. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    It's a good thing low information types don't usually come to the tree or you guys would've started riots by now.
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  8. ClovisMan

    ClovisMan Monkey

    Better watch your acronyms, the LGBT community might turn you in to the Obama BrownShirts!:D:D:D:D
  9. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Since this is an ongoing problem, would it not be Friends Against Gravity Greed Of Tomorrow?:rolleyes:;)
  10. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator


    Wait a Frigg'en Minute here..... This is the biggest Pile of steaming HorseDug, I have read all year......

    The only difference in MASS that has changed, from when this Planet was first Formed, is that Mass we have shot out into Space, Period. The rest is still nicely compacted here on the surface of the Planet, or in the Atmosphere, in the case of some of the dust.

    I don't know who though this one up, but he doesn't have a Grasp of much in the way of Science, and needs to go back and ask for a REFUND, on his Education. Just think about the Premiss a bit. It just doesn't make ANY SENSE, or has a serious Breach of LOGIC.


    Oh Wait, it was a JOKE.... Right? Right over my Head.... Varoooom..... Nice Quig.....
    Last edited: Feb 12, 2014
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  11. cdnboy66

    cdnboy66 Monkey++

    People In Gravity Situations
    Department Of Gravity, Fighting Underweight Citizens Kilograms ???
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  12. Dont

    Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey Site Supporter

    @BTPost theres that satire thing again...
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  13. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    He gets lost in facts when alaskachick isn't home --
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